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Do these glasses make me look smart? Am I adequately communicating the inviting phrase “ask me, I know” to you? What if I tuck a good ol’ yellow #2 behind my ear? Better yet, how about one of those hipster cool-looking black ones they give you at the Ace Hotel? Although I have been known to own and parade around in ‘fake’ glasses, these are the ‘100% necessary-to-see-road-signs-at-a-far-away-distance-in-the-night’ type. Included with their purchase is a guarantee of discomfort with a side of slight nausea and as a result, I spend a healthy majority of my life getting lost at 10pm….
StopGirl 
I’d believe you. But I think it’s the pink hair..
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You’re probably right. Wait for the tattoo…I will be expedited to genius status instantaneously.
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Can’t wait to read more, I love this so much!
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